| A money-draining parasite on the home budget |   15.50% (220) |
| My personal mental health plan |   32.28% (458) |
| A dangerous folly from my youth |   10.57% (150) |
| Taking up space that could be used for shoes |   3.52% (50) |
| A part of me that will go after she does |   3.88% (55) |
| A welcome diversion to her insane family |   5.00% (71) |
| My bike IS my significant other |   29.25% (415) |