| A money-draining parasite on the home budget |   15.46% (219) |
| My personal mental health plan |   32.32% (458) |
| A dangerous folly from my youth |   10.52% (149) |
| Taking up space that could be used for shoes |   3.53% (50) |
| A part of me that will go after she does |   3.88% (55) |
| A welcome diversion to her insane family |   5.01% (71) |
| My bike IS my significant other |   29.29% (415) |