When you have an
'I Hate My Job day'
[Even if you're
retired, you sometimes have those days]
Try this out:
go to the thermometer section and
rectal thermometer made
Be sure you get
When you get
home, lock your doors,
curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.
Change into very comfortable clothing and sit
in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the
place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped
Now the fun
the literature from the box and read it carefully.
You will notice
that in small print there is a statement:
"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson
tested and then sanitized."
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five
times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB
THAT IS MORE
OF A PAIN IN THE ASS THAN YOURS!
If you’re not smiling....
you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!