When  you have an

'I  Hate My Job  day' 
[Even  if you're retired, you sometimes have those  days]

Try  this out:

Stop  at your  pharmacy  

and 
go to the thermometer section and


purchase a rectal thermometer made

by Johnson & Johnson.

Be sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,

draw the curtains and disconnect the phone  so you will not be disturbed.

Change  into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the 
thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.




Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:


"Every  Rectal Thermometer  made by Johnson &  Johnson
is  personally tested  and  then  sanitized."


Now,  close your eyes and repeat out loud five  times,' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department  at

Johnson  &  Johnson.'

HAVE 
A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS  SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE
OF A  PAIN IN THE ASS THAN  YOURS!




If you’re not smiling....


Maybe 
you should go and work for Johnson and  Johnson!