A money-draining parasite on the home budget |   15.87% (182) |
My personal mental health plan |   31.91% (366) |
A dangerous folly from my youth |   10.11% (116) |
Taking up space that could be used for shoes |   3.23% (37) |
A part of me that will go after she does |   3.92% (45) |
A welcome diversion to her insane family |   5.67% (65) |
My bike IS my significant other |   29.29% (336) |